{"title":"Funny Christmas Cards","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eChristmas cards for the people who'd rather laugh than get sentimental. Cheeky slogans, famous paintings given a festive twist, and Santa like you've never seen him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA lot of our funny cards start with art you'll already know. Van Gogh is out for a pint and a mince pie in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/van-gogh-night-out-a6-christmas-greetings-card\"\u003eVan Gogh Night Out\u003c\/a\u003e. Vermeer's famous girl swaps her pearl for a bauble in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/girl-with-bauble-earring-a6-christmas-greetings-card\"\u003eGirl with Bauble Earring\u003c\/a\u003e. And the farmer's pitchfork gets wrapped in tinsel in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/american-christmas-gothic-a6-christmas-greetings-card\"\u003eAmerican Christmas Gothic\u003c\/a\u003e. Others just say it straight, like \u003ca href=\"\/products\/merry-christmas-filthy-animal-santa-a6-christmas-greetings-card\"\u003eMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/eat-drink-be-weird-christmas-card\"\u003eEat Drink Be Weird\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/have-a-radge-xmas-a6-christmas-greetings-card\"\u003eHave a Radge Xmas\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eThey're made for friends, siblings, colleagues and anyone whose sense of humour you can count on. Every card is blank inside, so you can add your own line or keep it short. Mix and match them with any of our single cards (including the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/quote-christmas-cards\"\u003equote\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/alternative-christmas-cards\"\u003ealternative\u003c\/a\u003e designs): 5 cards, 1 free · 10 cards, 3 free · 20 cards, 7 free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eA6 (105x148mm) when folded \/ Left blank inside\u003cbr\u003eMatte heavy card \/ Complete with a brown kraft envelope\u003cbr\u003ePrinted to order in our UK studio\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"jingle-bells-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Jingle Bells A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Christmas greetings card puts a playful spin on the season's traditional cheer. Printed on crisp white 300gsm card stock that feels substantial in your hands, it arrives with a matching envelope ready to dispatch. It's festive without the saccharine—exactly the kind of card that lands on a mantelpiece looking properly considered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're sending a single card or stocking up for the season, you can buy individually or mix and match any designs: 5 for the price of 4, 10 for the price of 7, 20 for the price of 13. Each one is printed with care using our professional techniques, so your seasonal message arrives with real personality rather than generic sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSlip in a handwritten note and you've got something that actually feels like it came from a real person, not a conveyor belt. Our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/inkanddrop.com\/collections\/orderlyemails-recommended-products\"\u003emost-loved seasonal designs\u003c\/a\u003e share this same approach: festive, yes, but with personality that sticks around long after the decorations come down.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396222574978,"sku":"chris006-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris006-cardmock1.webp?v=1793967981"},{"product_id":"gold-skull-santa-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Gold Skull Santa A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis skull Santa Christmas card isn't your typical festive fare. Gold foil meets memento mori on crisp 300gsm card stock, creating something genuinely worth keeping. 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Each card comes with a matching envelope, ready to post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/inkanddrop.com\/collections\/orderlyemails-recommended-products\"\u003ebestselling festive greetings cards\u003c\/a\u003e, this print strikes that rare balance between camp and clever—cheeky enough to make people laugh, quality enough that they'll actually want to display it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396224246146,"sku":"chris007-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris007-cardmock1.webp?v=1793968002"},{"product_id":"naughty-or-nice-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Naughty or Nice A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis festive greetings card features our quirky \"Naughty or Nice\" artwork—the kind that actually deserves a spot on the mantelpiece rather than the recycling pile. Printed on crisp, 300gsm white card stock with a matching envelope included, it's ready to write and send straight away. The matte finish keeps things understated and sophisticated, letting the illustration do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're after a single card or stocking up with our mix-and-match multi-buy (5 for the price of 4, 10 for 7, 20 for 13, in any combination of designs), this design works for anyone who appreciates personality in their seasonal greetings. It's the sort of card that makes people smile without being try-hard about it—just the right amount of wit and warmth wrapped up in A6 format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDispatched from our Newcastle studio and built to survive the festive chaos, this card sits happily propped against a winter wreath or displayed amongst a small stack on a shelf. Explore more of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/inkanddrop.com\/collections\/orderlyemails-recommended-products\"\u003ehand-picked Christmas card selection\u003c\/a\u003e for other designs that break the mould, or order this one as a standalone or multi-pack—whatever suits your card-giving plans this year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396224770434,"sku":"chris009-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris009-cardmock1.webp?v=1793968045"},{"product_id":"reindeer-skull-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Reindeer Skull A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis reindeer skull Christmas card brings a quirky edge to your festive greetings. Printed on 300gsm matte card stock, the A6 format (105x148mm) lands with a crisp, quality finish and arrives with a matching envelope—ready to post or hand-deliver straight away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of card that earns a double-take: once when your recipient opens it, again when they prop it on the mantelpiece. Perfect for friends who prefer their seasonal cheer with a bit of wit rather than the usual tinsel clichés, and it genuinely stands out in a pile of generic greetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOrder a single card or mix and match any designs and get 5 for the price of 4, 10 for 7 or 20 for 13; either way, you're sending something that arrives in pristine condition and lingers longer than most festive fare. If you're after more distinctive seasonal sends, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/inkanddrop.com\/collections\/orderlyemails-recommended-products\"\u003ebrowse our recommended Christmas greetings cards\u003c\/a\u003e for other designs that refuse to blend in.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396224967042,"sku":"chris011-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris011-cardmock1.webp?v=1793968065"},{"product_id":"wee-donkey-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Wee Donkey A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis wee donkey Christmas card brings a cheeky dose of personality to your festive greetings. Printed on crisp 300gsm card stock with a matching envelope, it's got just the right amount of quirk to stand out on someone's doormat without veering into saccharine territory. Whether you're sending one or stocking up for a big list of folk to wish well, it does the job without fuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe illustration works equally well propped on a mantelpiece or tucked into a Christmas display where it'll definitely get noticed. Our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/inkanddrop.com\/collections\/orderlyemails-recommended-products\"\u003erecommended festive cards\u003c\/a\u003e are chosen for that balance of charm and restraint – this one nails it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDispatched from Newcastle, ready to write your message and send, this A6 card is proof that Christmas greetings don't need to shout to be remembered.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396228342146,"sku":"chris025-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris025-cardmock1.webp?v=1793968214"},{"product_id":"jesus-merry-christmas-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Jesus Merry Christmas A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis quirky Christmas greetings card puts a playful spin on traditional yuletide wishes. 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Order a single card or mix and match any designs with our multi-buy (5 for the price of 4, 10 for 7, 20 for 13) and let this one do the talking on your behalf.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"InkAndDrop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53396228669826,"sku":"chris026-card-1card","price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0088\/4591\/8263\/files\/chris026-cardmock1.webp?v=1793968236"},{"product_id":"fairy-lights-a6-christmas-greetings-card","title":"Fairy Lights A6 Christmas Greetings Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis fairy lights Christmas card ditches the tinsel cliché in favour of something genuinely charming. 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