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It is the visual equivalent of being dragged to yet another festive gathering with a smile you do not quite mean. The dark background lets the neon text pop, so the piece reads clearly from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in the UK, print-to-order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e230gsm fine-art matte paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 21x30cm, 30x40cm, 40x50cm, 50x70cm, 61x91cm, 70x100cm, 100x150cm, A4, A3, A2, A1 and A0\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrame options: Black Wood, White Wood, Oak Wood, Gold Ornate, Black Ornate, or Unframed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDispatched in 2–4 working days, with 30-day returns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the perfect funny Christmas gift for the friend who groans at the first carol, the colleague who tolerates Secret Santa, or anyone who secretly loves the season but would never admit it. Choose a framed version and it arrives ready to hang, so it can go straight from the box to the wall. It suits a living room, hallway, dining room, kitchen or home office, and the dark palette works especially well in moody, dark-decor spaces. Pair it with other vintage portrait wall art for a gallery wall with a sense of humour, or bring it out each December as a seasonal talking point. To keep it looking its best, hang it out of prolonged direct sunlight and dust gently with a dry, soft cloth. Customers can also read reviews via Reviews.io.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of the Ink \u0026amp; Drop collection, printed and dispatched in the UK. 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