Funny festive against my will Christmas card: vintage portrait of a woman in a tiny Santa hat with pink neon text
Festive Against My Will card opened out flat on a pale grey background, showing the Ink & Drop logo and details on the back
Vintage portrait with Santa hat card standing upright against a bright red background
The card standing on white marble beside a lit candle, pine branches and twinkling fairy lights
Festive Against My Will card lying on a dark wooden table among red and white baubles and stars, on top of other cards
Hand holding the A6 funny festive against my will Christmas card against a light grey background to show its size

Festive Against My Will A6 Christmas Greetings Card

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The moody vintage portrait shows a young woman with tumbling auburn hair, chin resting on her hand and gazing wistfully off into the middle distance, wearing a tiny Santa hat perched on her head. Across the dark, painterly background, neon pink lettering declares "Festive Against My Will". The mix of old-master solemnity and reluctant Christmas cheer is deadpan, dry and thoroughly relatable.

Send it to the friend who groans at the first carol of the year, the colleague who has been dragged to the office party, or the family member who insists they're not in the mood while quietly eating all the mince pies. It works beautifully as a sarcastic Christmas card for friends, a funny Christmas card for grumpy people, or a stylish vintage portrait Christmas card for anyone who loves their humour with a touch of art. With a blank Christmas card inside, you can add as much (or as little) seasonal sentiment as you like.

  • A6 portrait greetings card, folds to A6
  • Matte heavy card
  • Brown kraft envelope included
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Buy a single card, or mix and match any designs: 5 for the price of 4, 10 for 7, 20 for 13
  • Printed to order in our studio in the UK

Designed and printed by Ink & Drop, the UK art-print studio. Screen colours may vary slightly from the printed card.

  • FREE DELIVERY OVER £45 / $55 / €50
  • PREMIUM MATTE ART PAPER
  • FADE-RESISTANT INKS
  • NO FUSS RETURN POLICY

We ship with Royal Mail and aim to deliver our products to the UK within 5-7 working days. International orders will take a few days longer depending on the location.

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A print shop with a difference

What makes Ink & Drop different, is our unique mix of industry knowledge and backgrounds. Having worked in the creative / design industry for over 20 years, we have an unparalleled knowledge of print techniques, paper stock, and artworking. Our team members have also worked in the Urban Art and Street Art scene for a number of years, creating and releasing highly limited edition, sought after art prints. This is what gives our artwork an edge, and a distinct difference to generic wall art. Blending popular interior themes such as Scandinavian style, with an alternative edge we create truly unique artwork for your walls.


Our range of poster prints is ever expanding, as we always have our eye on current interior design trends, but always injecting our own designs and twists. Take a look through our range, we’ve a style of artwork to suit every home and beyond!

About Our Prints

All Ink & Drop artwork is unique and created in our studio by our designers. You can be safe in the knowledge that you will be adding a unique touch to your walls. Our imagery is printed onto high quality, 230gsm (that’s thick!) matt fine art paper. We use the latest equipment and archival, fade resistant inks to create beautiful bold artwork.


Each and every print to leave our studio, has been printed, packed and dispatched individually by hand for you. Ink & Drop is not a factory full of printers, it is a small, considerate operation.

Distressed Style Black Ornate Frame

About Our Frames

Our frames are supplied complete with perspex, a backboard, and a hanging kit. Perspex is very difficult to break, lightweight, and as clear as glass.

Please note your chosen frame will be the exact same size as your print - and no mount is required. We do not supply mounts with our frames.

FRAME DELIVERY TIMES Please allow around 10 working days for frame deliveries before enquiring about your order. We make up each frame to order and frame your print for you professionally so they take a bit longer than print only.